In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.
Too weird to live, too rare to die!
No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride. . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well. . . maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out?
I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life.
You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about.
They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
I love performing in Las Vegas.
I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
