My best hostess tip is to have good food and really good music!
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.
Soup is to the meal, what the hostesses smile of welcome is to the party. A prelude to the goodness to come.
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.
The beautiful came to this city [Hollywood] in huge pathetic herds, to suffer, to be humiliated, to see the powerful currency of their beauty devalued like the Russian ruble or Argentine peso;to work as bellhops, as bar hostesses, as garbage collectors, as maids. The city was a cliff and they were its stampeding lemmings. At the foot of the cliff was the valley of the broken dolls.
Hostesses who entertain much must make up their parties as ministers make up their cabinets, on grounds other than personal liking.