Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).
And for winter fly-fishing it is as useful as an almanac out of date.
Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.
I get e-mails from mothers asking me to call their daughters for a date. I have a great life.
You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy.
I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze.
My forays into trying to date girls my own age from the school I went to were all pretty tortured.
I always want to sleep on the third date.
I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off.
Bartending was definitely crazy and fun, because you got to meet so many different people. Unlike people I worked with, I did not date a lot of men that I met while I was working - it's just not what you do.
When you screw up, you got to pay the price. Shoot up a supermarket, you go to jail. Ride a motorcycle without a helmet, permanent brain damage and in California you're getting a ticket. Too chatty on a date with my dad, well, he'll push you in front of a cross town bus. Of course, you know, I'm speaking metaphorically. My dad will push you in front of any bus.
I am not sure of anything, I know nothing. . . can you imagine that I don't even know the date of my own death?
Women are storytellers, they are communicators. They'll go and sit around a table and talk about their first date, their first smoke, their first lipstick, whatever it is. Those rituals of life, marriages and death aren't part of the language of men.
When I began to read as an adult, I read almost exclusively novelists of a generation back. I did the Russians, then I started getting more up to date. When you become published and become a reviewer, piles of books come along and you are pushed by fashion and what you are commissioned to do.
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that's a downer is a great way to find out about someone.
I absolutely did date Victoria Beckham, yes.
I realize I don't do a very good job in keeping up to date, but I try to.
Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.
I think I should date a normal girl. I am tired of dating heroines. While I believe in marriage as an institution, I am also petrified of it.