We were both chumps. But you know what? It's not so bad when you're chumps together.
Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and personally, I'm all for it.
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.
Actresses are such very dull people off the stage. We are only delightful and brilliant when we are doing what we are told to do. Off stage we are awful chumps.