I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.
Esquire's all about mommy issues now. Breastfeeding, vaccinations, playdate etiquette.
Bosoms are for bedrooms and breastfeeding.
How idiotic civilization is! Why be given a body if you have to keep it shut up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?
A newborn baby has only three demands. They are warmth in the arms of its mother, food from her breasts, and security in the knowledge of her presence. Breastfeeding satisfies all three.
Breastfeeding should not be taboo - and bottle feeding should not be judged - it's ALL fun for the whole family.
When you're breastfeeding a child, you don't have the same retention as you do when you're not.
I lost most of my weight from breastfeeding and I encourage women to do it; It's just so good for the baby and good for yourself.
Every time the word 'breastfeeding' is mentioned, there's a snicker on the House floor. This has been happening since the dawn of creation. Can we finally get a grip on it?
Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
Bread is for us a kind of successor to the motherly breast, and it has been over the centuries responsible for billions of sighs of satisfaction.
I spent the whole summer with my boobs out, breastfeeding. I loved it. It was heaven.
Breastfeeding is the very best diet I've been on.
It's not like I'm cooking! I'm breastfeeding - I feel like that's the best cooking I could do.
"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back. " It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.
I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.
Breastfeeding has been one of the best experiences of my life. I love it! I can't stop! I think I'm going to breastfeed him until he goes to college! I'm hooked!
Joy all creatures drink At nature's bosoms.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
I had four C-sections and my stomach looked like the map of the world. My breasts were hanging down to here from breastfeeding those babies, and my nipples were like platters. I wanted to fit into the gowns that I finally got to wear.
