Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because nothing can be gained from him.
If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.
Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.
I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.
I write short stories. I write every day.
I'm just a normal guy.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
You don't have to feel like a waste of space, your original can not be replaced
The reason so many financial advisors are called brokers is because they are often broker than you.
Past scholars studied to improve themselves; Today's scholars study to impress others.
I used to go over to my friend's house and we'd watch VCR tapes, three of them a day, and I was like, "I could come up with better stories than this. " And I've wanted to write films ever since.