The point of Facebook isn't the features, it's the people.
Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't a lecture; it was helpful tips from the master.
The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?
My first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo.
The closer you get to death, the more alive you feel. Dylan Thomas wrote, Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. My dad always taught me to live like that. Dad wrote a poem too. It goes, Dune buggies. Woohoo!
Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again. . . that's exciting.
Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.
I defy anyone to design a hat, coat or dress that hasn't been done before. . . The only new frontier left in fashion is the finding of new materials
Live music is the most primal form of energy release you can share with other people besides having sex or taking drugs.
I take one of the interferon therapies, Rebif.
Thought and beauty, like a hurricane or waves, should not know conventional, delimited forms.