Van Ritzen is one of the funniest humans I've ever met. Read her book, laugh, lather, rinse, repeat. - Mark Leiren-Young - Quotesmemo.com

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Even if neither of us got what we wanted, we found freedom in the third choices.

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Mark Leiren-Young

Van Ritzen is one of the funniest humans I've ever met. Read her book, laugh, lather, rinse, repeat.

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