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Martin Luther King Jr. really understood the role of the churches when he said, 'The church is not meant to be the master of the state. ' We don't sort of take power and grab the levers of government and impose our agenda down people's throats.

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Jack Morris

The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top of her.

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