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He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.

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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that?. . . He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.

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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

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If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

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These CEOs, man. . . If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I see a white dude with a Wall Street Journal, I haul ass. Before I walk past the Arthur Andersen building, I cut through the projects. If you cut through the projects, you may just lose what you have on you that day. I ain't never been mugged of my whole future.

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