. . . when your heart changes, you change, and you have to make new plans.
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.
I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.
I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.
Gay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.
I was court-ordered to Alcoholics Anonymous on television. Pretty much blows the hell out of the second A, wouldn't you say?
Everywhere I go I see increasing evidence of people swirling about in a human cesspit of their own making.
Indomitable in victory, insufferable in defeat.
A nice definition of an awakened person: a person who no longer marches to the drums of society, a person who dances to the tune of the music that springs up from within.
Indian believes they ain't but two sins. . . bein a coward. . . and turnin agin yer own kind.