Thank you Jesus you are a stone mover. And you can move any stone away.
When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
The average daydream is about fourteen seconds long and we have about two thousand of them per day. In other words, we spend about half of our waking hours - one-third of our lives on earth - spinning fantasies.
Washington, where an insignificant individual may trespass on a nation's time.
I think that's the direction we [the americans] are going to have to go, the idea of people understanding that if you see something, say something, as simple as it sounds.
I thought it out this very day, Noon upon the clock, A man may put pretence away Who leans upon a stick, May sing, and sing until he drop, Whether to maid or hag.