[On homosexuality:] I'm more inclined [now] to say live and let live.
A philospher sees the Earth as a large planet, travelling through the heavens, covered with fools
Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.
Behold a universe so immense that I am lost in it. I no longer know where I am. I am just nothing at all. Our world is terrifying in its insignificance.
To be happy, one must have a good stomach and a bad heart.
A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place.
An educated mind is, as it were, composed of all the minds of preceding ages.
What if capitalism is unsustainable, and socialism is impossible?
C++ is my favorite garbage collected language because it generates so little garbage
Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
Opinions mean nothing; they may be beautiful or ugly, clever or foolish, anyone can embrace or reject them.