I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
People who are most interested in telling the truth about others are generally the least interested in having the truth told about themselves.
Turning seventy is like beginning the eighth inning of a baseball game. The contest is nearing completion, but there's likely to be some action, and even a few exciting plays, before the game draws to an end.
Throughout history, one of the biggest problems is that the correct course of action is not always obvious, and the obvious course of action is not always correct.
The best time to give feedback to strong people is when they're feeling weak, and to weak people when they're feeling strong.
When all things are considered, happiness is a better indicator of success than success has ever been of happiness.
When we successfully deceive others, they are not aware of it; the same is true with self-deception.
I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president. For I know he lives and thinks and works to make sure that for all America and indeed, the growing body of the free world, the morning shall always come.
[Donald Trump's inauguration] will be the first one that I miss since I've been in Congress. You cannot be at home with something that you feel that is wrong, is not right.
It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
English people. . . never speak, excepting in cases of fire or murder, unless they are introduced.