They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.
. . . occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That's my kind of jogging.
A lot of artists start out as failed poets, then move on to being failed short-story writers before they finally break through to the big time and become failed novelists.
I've been broke, and I've been in debt, and broke is better.
Adverbs and cops always come in pairs.
That was how I was going to get things back to normal-by working. I never thought I would use the words “working” and “normal” in the same sentence, but I'll try anything to avoid facing reality.
A free culture is not a culture without property; it is not a culture in which artists don't get paid.
Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences.
It's just a matter of me opening up the page and whatever is written on the page, that's what I'm here to do.
A mouse and a keyboard is not a good performance instrument.