All victories breed, and that over your superior is foolish or fatal.
A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything. "
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual. '
There's this idea that if you take your clothes off, somehow you must have loose morals.
I never had any awkward situations with Shah Rukh.
No one respects the flame quite like the fool who's badly burned
mixing comes natural. i just ought to. not am i mixed to perfection, i have aptitude for art and colors.