If I were in the director's chair, I would cast [Geena Davis] in something awesome every six months if I had the choice.
Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.
You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the slightest, the slightest glimpse of a nipple will.
Once I was in the Blink-182, going to Iraq was really touching. It was kind of emo for me, going and meeting soldiers who were, like, 19 and hadn't even met their kids. . . Or dealing with depression. Just being with those soldiers and traveling with them in helicopters and people with M-16s. It was an eye-opener.
From a very early age, my wife and I told our son that there are times and places for everything. I told him, look, when you're in class, you have to be quiet and listen to your teacher, but when you go out to the playground, you can scream and be silly.
I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.
The past is only the future with the lights on
Unfortunately, you can’t vote the rascals out, because you never voted them in, in the first place
The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism.
I have always seen cold and controlled men as the right ones for me.
Acceptance of the unacceptable is the greatest source of grace in this world.