What is more agreeable than one's home?
John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
Friendship may, and often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship.
It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.
They’re lucky I didn’t rip their arms off for touching her. (Devyn)
When we return, I will put you forward for Ascension,” Charlotte finished. “I will speak out for her case as well,” Gideon said. “After all, I have my father’s place on the Council—his friends will listen to me; they still owe loyalty to our family—and besides, how else can we be married?” “What?” said Gabriel with a wild hand gesture that accidentally flipped the nearest plate onto the floor, where it shattered. “Married?” said Henry. “You’re marrying your father’s friends on the Council? Which of them?