Everything in nature is lyrical in its ideal essence, tragic in its fate, and comic in its existence.
The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. The mystery which surrounds a thinking machine already surrounds a thinking man.
I've got to find something and if I find something that I like, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't.
Everything that happens is determined by God.