I want to do one thing, and do it well.
It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.
I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly.
Carlos Tevez is so rich that when he retires he'll never have to play football again
Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.
People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.
If you don't hit the target, you're never gonna score
We go through, I think, six different drafts of each script. And then my shooting it is roughly, you know, fifteen percent of the total work that gets done on a show. Then it's all post-production animation after that.
What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.
Writing an autobiography, usually thought of as a looking back, can just as well be a looking across or through, with the passing of time giving an X-ray quality to the eye.
What the Sex Pistols made sounded like quality, because they had a big label and top engineers and producers. But punk rock shouldn't be quality; it should be f**king mania. It should be gnarled, a glorious lo-fi live sound.