there are only two ways to make a lot [of money] while you're young: One is to entertain the public; and the other is to cheat it.
Great God, grant that twice two be not four.
However much you knock at nature's door, she will never answer you in comprehensible words.
Significance is sweet.
Oh, gentle feelings, soft sounds, the goodness and the gradual stilling of a soul that has been moved; the melting happiness of the first tender, touching joys of love- where are you?
I don't see why it's impossible to express everything that's on one's mind.
I am a flirt: I have no heart: I have an actor's nature.
When you know that you're capable of dealing with whatever comes, you have the only security the world has to offer.
I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image.
People with felony convictions - pending felony convictions should not be able to buy gun, but they should be able to stay in sanctuary cities, if they're illegal, if they cross the border.
That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that's a good year for you. So that's not a pleasant feeling.