Suicide is not something I owe you or yours.
Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
Sorry," [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. "I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.
Apart from the faint odor of ink that pervaded the scene, it might have been real.
You're stronger, and you're better, and you're ready for whatever.
The scattered tea goes with the leaves and every day a sunset dies.
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.
He told me about his monster. His sounded just like mine without quite so much mascara. When people shine a little light on their monster, we find out how similar most of our monsters are.