You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink.
Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
It is little the sign of a wise or good man, to suffer temperance to be transgressed in order to purchase the repute of a generous entertainer.
I hope we've got a lot of fairways and greens. We'll go from there.
It’s lovely to know that the world can’t interfere with the inside of your head.