Over a long period of time, living as if you were someone else is no fun.
Euphemism in the workplace does not end with job descriptions. It reaches a pusillanimous peak at the other end of the work process - in dismissal.
Democracy is too good to share with just anybody.
I was terribly shy and never said anything in class. Then I started getting into school plays. When you've got words to say, you've got a sort of armour.
Lord Castlerosse was taken to task by Nancy Astor over the size of his stomach. 'What would you say if that was on a woman?' she asked, pointedly. 'Half an hour ago it was,' he replied.
Rees's First Law of Quotations: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to George Bernard Shaw.
My toils in the quotation field have led me to formulate two or three laws about the way people use and abuse quotations. My first law is: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to Bernard Shaw - which I don't mean to be taken literally, but as a general observation of the habit people have of attaching remarks to the nearest obvious speaker. Churchill, Wilde, Orson Welles and Alexander Woollcott are other useful figures upon whom to father remarks when you don't know who really said them.
I've always been a big fan of time travel, and I'm very into the notion that some day we'll be able to do it. Beam me up!
Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman
But it's a blessing to be so successful within a year; it's the greatest feeling in the world, making money and doing the things that I'm doing, and I definitely trying to continue doing what I'm doing.
The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction.