Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer!
The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.
The rain to the wind said, You push and I'll pelt. ' They so smote the garden bed That the flowers actually knelt, And lay lodged--though not dead. I know how the flowers felt.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
The rose is a rose, And was always a rose. But the theory now goes That the apple's a rose, And the pear is, and so's The plum, I suppose. The dear only knows What will next prove a rose. You, of course, are a rose - But were always a rose.
Thinking is not to agree or disagree. That's voting.
All the fun is in how you say a thing.
Scary monsters are like Hula Hoops. They come in and out of fashion.
The requirements of health, and the style of female attire which custom enjoins, are in direct antagonism to each other.
Dauer in Wechsel. Duration in change.
Anyone who takes the Bible seriously agrees that God hates suffering. Jesus spent most of his time relieving it. But when being healed becomes the only goal - 'I'm not letting go until I get what I want' - it's a problem.