I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want to kill them.
The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.
I can count on one hand the directors who actually directed me.
I can’t believe I’m mated to someone who’s allergic to me. (Ravyn) You? I’m the one who should be having a hissy. How do I introduce you to people? Hi, this is my…what? Significant other? Mate? Pet? (Susan)
Leo: "So. . . giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter. " Piper: "Is that another joke?
The presence of real love in the world inspires me.