We never know our good or bad as we loose our judgement living with them. worst part is we don't accept who we are & hence remain confused for the rest of our life.
I only come to life when there are people watching.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '
I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing, dance and above all, make people laugh.
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
You'd type like hell. I spent $9. 80 and in nine days I had Fahrenheit 451.
I try to schedule the Intensives wherever I go.
They (the corporations) are counting on your patriotism to distract you from their plunder. They're counting on you to stand at attention with your hand over your heart, pledging allegiance to the flag, while they pick your pocket.
I don't really take a step back too often to see what's going on