Wrestlers Compete as Individuals, Yet the Sport Builds Comradery Like No Other.
Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.
You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people to call me J-Lo,' and then they do it. Only a celebrity can get away with this. George Bush doesn't come out for his morning press conferences: 'From now on, I'd like to be referred to as G-Bu. Y'all know my vice president, Dog Chain.
I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.
Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.
When you're single again, at the beginning you're very optimistic and you say, 'I want to meet someone who's really smart, really sweet, really sensitive. ' And six months later you're like, 'Lord, any mammal with a day job.
My stand-up act is very clean.
Labeling makes the invisible visible, but it's limiting. Categories are the enemy of connecting. Link, don't rank.
My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.
One fact we're particularly proud of is that there are more people learning languages on Duolingo in the US than there are people learning languages in the entire US public school system.
There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.