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Miranda Hart Biography

Miranda Katherine Hart Dyke (born 14 December 1972), known professionally as Miranda Hart, is an English actress, model and comedian. Following drama training at the Academy of Live and Recorded Arts, Hart began writing material for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and making small appearances in various British sitcoms including Hyperdrive and Not Going Out.

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Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid. ' It's a difficult time.

Difficult Times, Everyone, Female, Paid, Twenties

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

Dear, Hearty, Hello, Honour, Privilege, Written

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

Gold, Likes, Olympic, Parking, Sports

We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

Bodies, Keys, Lovely, Self, Selves, Worry

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

Bits, Force, Positive, Say, See, Wired

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

Know, Mum, Said, Years

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

Develops, Fun, Needs, Superficially, Way, Ways

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

Comedian, Female, Happen, See, Trade, Woman

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

Gestures, Married, Notion, Think, Thinking

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

Couple, Died, Hope, Surrounded, Valentine

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

Give, Giving, Lounger, Sea, View, Views

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

Frappuccino, Italian, Man, Men, Skinny, Thinking

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

Beautiful, Look, Looks, Mirror, Mirrors

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

Chandler, Crush, Friends, Greatest, Ivanisevic

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

Comedian, Fan, Joy, Laughing, Love

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Confusion, Feeling Alone, Feelings, Life, Moments, Series

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

Basically, Enya, Hands, Listening, Stranger, Whilst

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

Dance, Denial, Embarrassing, I Can

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

Important, Say, Tiny, Victories, Victory

I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

Dream, Hope, People, Stop, Thinking

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