Michael O'Leary may refer to:
Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.
Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.
Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can. Anyone who looks like sleeping, we wake them up to sell them things.
I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.
Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"
Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.
If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.
It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.
We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.
When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright. Business is all about getting your sales up and your costs down, the bit in the middle is profit.
It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to the office. If I had my choice I wouldn't take holidays but my wife insists on time with the kids. That's enough. Prior to getting married I never took a holiday.
I'm Europe's most underpaid and underappreciated boss. I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider.
People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.
We think they should pay €60 for being so stupid.