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Guy Branum Biography

Guy Branum (born November 12, 1975) is an American comedian, writer, and actor best known as the head writer of, and a sketch performer on, X-Play on the G4 network and as a regular panelist on Chelsea Lately on the E! network. He currently hosts the podcast Pop Rocket on the Maximum Fun network, and he is the host of TruTV's Talk Show the Game Show.

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Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby.

Baby, Gay, Make, Movies, People

The person I have sex with doesn't necessarily need to have primacy in my life.

Sex, Needs, Persons, Primacy, Person

When you're a kid, you think, "Well, I will grow up and I will get a wife and we will have kids and then we will have grandkids. " My life has a different shape. That is weird, but there are things about it that are exciting.

Different, Grandkids, Grow, Growing Up, Kids, Thinking

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys.

Able, Cool, Date, Figuring, Guy, Understand

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.

Believe, Blame, Comedians, Hypocrisy, Justice, Side

We live in a world of media that are constantly telling us it is only the shape of your body that matters to how attractive you are, and that's silly.

Silly, Media, World, Shape, Matters

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.

Attractive, Attractive Things, Self Confidence, Terrible, Thing

When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked. . . when you're a gay guy you don't necessarily have that same push to make a conventional relationship work.

Gay, Guy, Relationship, Romance, Work, Worked

I think it's our job to be happy and find happiness for ourselves.

Finding Happiness, Happiness, Happy, Job, Jobs, Thinking

It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.

Constantly, Five, Gay, Get Better, Minutes, Wonderful

While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay people aren't monsters, that they are just people. So I look at this world with a great deal of pride, and I'm excited for it.

Pride, Gay, People, Excited, Bar

I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle.

Existential, Homosexuality, Like, Littles, Puzzle

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.

Cute, Boys, House, Older, Male, Angeles

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.

Hard Work, Imperative, Kind, Relationships, Together

I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it's exciting.

Crop, Dresses, Excited, Gay, Thought

Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

Believe, Guy, Heart, Yes

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.

Ever After, Show, Thing, Tv Shows, Tvs, Wonderful

I want so much to believe in true love.

Believe, Love, True, Want