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Dudley Stuart John Moore, CBE (19 April 1935 – 27 March 2002) was an English actor, comedian, musician and composer.

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I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

Hands, Havens, Lay, Lays, Women

Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday. ' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller.

Bennett, Memories, Peter, Play, Suppose, Thinking

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

Boxy, Good, Volvo

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

Class, Guess, Height, Inferior, Noses

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Cop, Device, Mirror, Mirrors, Safety, Views

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

Body, Groundhog Day, Love Actually, Nothing, Trapped

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Alcohol, Beer, Drink, Drinking, Everyone, Poets

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

Average, Growing Up, Hear, Million, Music, Times

It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now.

Came, People, Piano, Playing, Think, Thinking

I can hear the music all around me.

Hear, I Can, Last Words, Music

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

Dime, Dimes, Wish

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

Funny, Looking, Love, Meaningful, Relationship, Stands

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

Beautiful, Jobs, Know, Men, Women

When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.

Canada, Think, Thinking, Tonic, Water

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

Leave, Masturbation, Safe, Want

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

Heart, Music, Reaching, Way