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Andy Van Slyke Biography

Andrew James Van Slyke (born December 21, 1960) is an American retired Major League Baseball (MLB) center fielder.

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It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

Sports, Games, Gamer, Thrown, Like, Satan

The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money.

Adjustment, Biggest, Meals, Minors, Spend

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

Brooks, Like, Play, Sports

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

Kangaroo, Kangaroos, Play, Plays, Trampolines, Wearing

We had an argument once, yeah. It was the best thing that could have happened to our working relationship. After that, we understood each other and got along much better. I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

Argument, Certain, Relationship, Sports, Way, Yeah

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

Keys, Games, Valleys, Grand, Canyon

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

Backs, Bother, Names, People, Sports, Years

Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

Baseball, Country, Give, Giving, Problem, Unemployed

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

Mother, Defense, Good Mother, Good, Like

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

Eliminate, Peaks, Psychology, Sports, Trying, Valleys

I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

Way, Certain, Wanted, Let, Bonds

I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in 50 years - Who was the better player, me, or my kids? I want it to be my kids.

Baseball, Father, Kids, Bush, Player

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Ifs, Living, Make, Mitch, Play, Way

With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker room (Pirates) in the morning and everybody is looking at the sports page to see if Hulk Hogan won.

Sports, Morning, Reading, Pirates, Cardinals

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

Baseball, Beer, Kruk, Play, Sports

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Lemieux, Mario, Nhl, Pittsburgh

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

Big, Dollars, Figure, League, Meals, Problem

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Baseball, Bats, Pitcher, Relief, Says, Walking

I can only guess that, for guys in their 30s and 40s who watched me play, they understood that the score never mattered and my paycheck never mattered (in relation) to how I played. I played with Little League enthusiasm and professional flair. That's what fans are really looking for.

30S, Fans, League, Play, Sports, Understood