Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
Those whose days are consumed in the low pursuits of avarice, or the gaudy frivolties of fashion, unobservant of nature's lovelinessof demarcation, nor on which side thereof an intermediate form should lie.
Punctuality or the lack thereof oftentimes is the only introduction one will ever have to new groups and friends. Serenity and poise are not the companions of those who lack the courtesy and judgment to be on time.
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.
I have benefited greatly from criticism, and at no time have I suffered a lack thereof.
I was really just the tea boy to begin with, or the equivalent thereof, but I quickly announced, innocently but very ambitiously, that I wanted to be, I was going to be, a foreign correspondent.
That which cannot be said must not be said. That which cannot be said, one must be silent thereof.
The lofty pine is most easily brought low by the force of the wind, and the higher the tower the greater the fall thereof.
The Scripture was written to shew unto men the kingdom of God; and to prepare their minds to become his obedient subjects; leavingthe world, and the Philosophy thereof, to the disputation of men, for the exercising of their natural Reason.
This is a work of fiction. All the characters in it, human and otherwise, are imaginary, excepting only certain of the fairy folk, whom it might be unwise to offend by casting doubts on their existence. Or lack thereof.
As to religion, I hold it to be the indispensable duty of all government to protect all conscientious professors thereof, and I know of no other business which government hath to do therewith.
That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.
Memory is the treasure house of the mind wherein the monuments thereof are kept and preserved.
Beauty is Nature's coin, must not be hoarded, But must be current, and the good thereof Consists in mutual and partaken bliss.
Our bloom is gone. We are the fruit thereof.
The soul of man, when it gets fairly rotten, will bear you all sorts of poisonous toad-stools, and no eye can see whence came the seed thereof.
By life's very nature we are compelled to find and maintain balance, or be subject to the symptoms of the lack thereof.
All that I do and suffer is but the way to the reward, and not the deserving thereof.
it was my first doll that water went into and water came out of much earlier it was the diaper I wore and the dirt thereof and my mother hating me for it
A woman's heart is such a complex problem - the owner thereof is often most incompetent to find the solution to this puzzle.
