She started walking toward me and perfect white teeth caught her full bottom lip between them. I’d fantasized about those lips way too many times. She’d barely covered up her long tanned legs with a pair of shorts that made me want to go to church this Sunday just to thank God for creating her.
An answering smile drifted across his tanned face. "What is mine, I intend to keep.
There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.
When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.
Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases.