I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself.
I like stripper shoes. I like being tall because I'm claustrophobic.
He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper.
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance.
So. . . you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed to being a stripper?" I demanded. "Sorry," he said quickly. "I'm just surprised, is all.
Consider me your candy stripper. . . I mean striper.
The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all.
There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper.
Jerome sighed and set down his fork. "Are you still doing that, Georgie? Don't I suffer enough without having to endure the humiliation of a succubus who moonlights as a Christmas elf?" "You always said I should quit the bookstore and find something else to do," I reminded him. "Yes, but that was because I thought you'd go on to do something respectable. Like become a stripper or the Mayor's mistress.
