I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them.
Jessica Simpson is the youth ambassador for Operation Smile, and an episode of The Apprentice featured a team managing a charity concert she put on. Donald Trump came on stage and pledged a donation.
I don't understand the United Nations. They have selected Iran to sit on the U. N. 's women's rights panel. Iran! Also on the panel - Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Brown, Phil Spector, Robert Blake and committee chairman O. J. Simpson.
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)
I love Jessica Simpson. I love her voice. She's amazing.
In England especially, I've found that if you bring up King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson at a dinner party or a social gathering, it's like throwing a Molotov cocktail into the room.
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)
There are two people that probably influenced me more than anybody out of all the artists out here: that's Nick Ashford and Valerie Simpson.
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty.
Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.
Hopefully, America will really get a sense of how justice can be served in this country. And hopefully, they'll forget the Simpson trial.
Today, lawyers are attacking more; they're attacking everything. A good example is the O. J. Simpson case.
Homer Simpson has been more inspirational to me than probably any cartoon character. What he represents, I think, there's a part of that in everybody. There certainly is in me, and I love that.
The O. J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA evidence, and didn't want to.
I find it very strange doing voiceover stuff, because you find you have to enunciate and make stupid faces in order for the point to make sense, because it's playing against the deadpan Simpson face. If you're just speaking in the regular way you speak, it will sound really boring.
All of journalism is a shrinking art. So much of it is hype. The O. J. Simpson story is a landmark in the decline of journalism.
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
