Somebody put a drop under a magnifying-glass and it was all semicolons and parentheses.
I am gennerally understood tho I do not use that awkward squad of pointings called commas colons semicolons etc.
I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after 'semicolons,' and another one after 'now.
You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life.
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.