Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.
I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game.
Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream, to get in touch with yourself. . . To putter is to discover.
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole.
A good putter is a match for anyone. A bad putter is a match for no one.
With ills unending strives the putter off.
The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.
Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.
When I'm on with my putting, I'm as good a putter as there is, probably.
A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver.
I started hitting the ball a lot better a few weeks ago, and just the putter wasn't working. And putting a new putter in the bag last week, it just helped.
I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.
Happiness is a long walk with a putter.
