Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.
If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.
I see dead people. But, then by God, I do something about it!
I don't mean to imply that I'm afraid of Death. I'm just not ready to go out on a date with him.
The most identifying trait of humanity is our abilty to be inhumane to one another.
Best thing that can happen to a man is a good woman.