The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. ” – Chloe Traeger
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Nobody notices when things go right.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance
Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.
I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.
There are no answers, only cross references
Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.
And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
