From now on all of my guitar solos will be in morse code.
The ethics laws do not let us tap out the truth in Morse code.
Very few pilots even know how to read Morse code anymore. But if a pilot could read Morse code, he could tell which beacon he was approaching by the code that was flashing from it.
I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic. . . in morse code.
I've given him more mixed signals than a dyslexic Morse code operator.