Free yourself from the slavery of tea and coffee and other slop kettles!
Polly put the kettle on, we'll all have tea.
T hanks for time to be together, turkey, talk, and tangy weather. H for harvest stored away, home, and hearth, and holiday. A for autumn's frosty art, and abundance in the heart. N for neighbors, and November, nice things, new things to remember. K for kitchen, kettles' croon, kith and kin expected soon. S for sizzles, sights, and sounds, and something special that about. That spells THANKS for joy in living and a jolly good Thanksgiving.
Look. You all do things that are beautiful and magical and. . . and important. But me. . . there's gotta be more to my life than just pots and kettles. All I'm asking you is that you give me a chance.
Kettle thingies. Yum.