Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.
People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.
There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
It would drive the photographers crazy because I would giggle and tell jokes. I was gregarious, and looking back, I realize I had a captive audience.
One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne. '
she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for.
I try to be personal, but that's not me, either. What seems to work best, and the tweets I enjoy reading the most, are when comedians just give jokes. It's a great joke of the day thing, especially revolving around current events. But that's not my forte either, so I find myself in no man's land with Twitter. I don't particularly enjoy giving me out to everyone.
I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.
His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.
I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L. A. I never do any of that.
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.