I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper.
Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.
Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
Nobody believes it, but I slept on a futon till I was 13.
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?