I am what everybody in my past don't want me to be
A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.
Liberty is the right of every man to be honest, to think and to speak without hypocrisy.
The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.
It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.
No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People who build their houses in your heart.
I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful.
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.
One weeps not save when one is afraid, and that is why kings are tyrants.
Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.
Eyes lie if you ever look into them for the character of the person.
I very much dislike writing about myself or my work, and when pressed for autobiographical material can only give a bare chronological outline which contains no pertinent facts.
Share your weaknesses. Share your hard moments. Share your real side. It'll either scare away every fake person in your life or it will inspire them to finally let go of that mirage called "perfection," which will open the doors to the most important relationships you'll ever be a part of.
Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made.
Anything that consoles is fake.
I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while, but one soon tires of it.
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
Those who have virtue always in their mouths, and neglect it in practice, are like a harp, which emits a sound pleasing to others, while itself is insensible of the music.
We are constantly being put to the test by trying circumstances and difficult people and problems not necessarily of our own making.
My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.