Whoever does not hold his tongue cannot understand his deen.
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease.
Allah is too big and open for my deen to be small and closed.
I am proof that the American dream still exists.
I'm about to play an emaciated pregnant vampire, so I've stopped using as much butter as Paula Deen - just until 'Breaking Dawn' is over.
It's amazing how good getting up and moving makes you feel.