The doctors of antiquity have affirmed that love is a passion that resembles a melancholy disease. The physician Rasis prescribed, therefore, in order to recover, coitus, fasting, drunkenness, and walking.
Television is coitus interruptus brought into aesthetics.
After coitus every animal is sad, except the human female and the rooster.
All animals are sad after coitus except the female human and the rooster.
It is permissible with certain precautions to speak in print of coitus, but it is not permissible to employ the monosyllabic synonym for this word.
Coitus is random, children are definite.