Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me. ” “I meant by a doctor. ” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine. " “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting.
As usual, my timing is bizarrely good.
Never less than bizarrely delightful. The monster is mesmerizing.
Balthazar was the kind of guy who used totally correct spelling and punctuation even when he was texting, which was sort of bizarrely hot. She was in serious trouble if commas could get her going.
Growing up, I wasn't allowed dolls, and my brothers weren't allowed guns. I inherited my brothers' clothes. I was never dressed in pink, and they were never dressed in blue; there were none of those rules that people still bizarrely subscribe to.