Younger people are generally more adventurous - they're more open, more fun - have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.
The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.
He was pushing fifty, with a face life had chewed on, and long wisps of graying hair parted low on one side and combed over his balding pate.
Balding if God's way of showing you are only human. . . He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.